my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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