i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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