Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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