So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
This house was built for laser tag.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize
