did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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