yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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