Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
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