I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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