she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
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I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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