Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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