Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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