So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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