I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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