i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
There are leaves in my underwear?
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