if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
tell your sister to shave her snatch
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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