I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
