you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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