Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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