Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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