How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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