May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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