Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
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To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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