ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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