Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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