Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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