No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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