i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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