I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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