everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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