exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
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Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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