capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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