sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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