You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Randomize
