no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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