I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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