This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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