Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
This toilet bowl is my home.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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