I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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