omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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