Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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