My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
should my penis look like a turkey
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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