playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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