Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
please don't ironically join a cult
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