It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Are my feet made of real feet?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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