do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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