So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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