I want to stick my p in your. b.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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