coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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