sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
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I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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