Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Vodka?
Forever.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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