i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
he shaved USA in his pubs
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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