yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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