At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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