after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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