Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I bet he comes in French.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
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Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
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I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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