I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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