You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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