so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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